A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"
After a moment of silence…………he farted.
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1) Did you fart? 2) Are yer parents retarded? 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . 4) Do you have a library card? 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, 8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, 9) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner. 10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, AND.. the best for last! 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, |
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love this, thanks for laugh