A man calls home to his wife and  says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.  We\'ll be gone for a long weekend.  This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I\'ve been wanting so  could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend…and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We\'re leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. \'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her  husband asked.
 
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
 
He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn\'t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
 
You\'ll love the answer.
 
The wife replies, "I did. They\'re in your tackle box."
 
( Never, never, ever, ever try to  outsmart a woman!)