Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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Blaming your farts on me….
not funny… not funny at all !!!
————————————————– '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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————————————————– '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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————————————————– '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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————————————————– '5' Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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————————————————– '6' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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————————————————– '7' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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————————————————– '8' Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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————————————————– '9' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? ————————————————– '10' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
Peace, Love and Laughter,
Pozzie