It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt sh!tty even the mouse . Dad at the whore house and Mom smoking grass and I had settled down for a nice piece of ass . Then out on the lawn there lawn arose such a clatter I sprong from my piece to see what was the \'s matter ! He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell , I knew right away that fat f@cker fell. He filled all the stockiings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer ! (no offense!) He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a b!tch blew my chimney apart ! He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight , piss on you all and have a hell of a night ! MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD HERE\'S YOUR F@CKING CARD AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT !
JUST A JOKE TO LIGHTEN THE LONELY PEOPLE OUT THERE , WHICH I AM ONE , TAKE NO OFFENSE AS THIS IS A JOKE !
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND MANY HAPPY BLESSINGS !!!!!!!!