New Panties

 

 To spice up her dead sex-life, the wife buys a new pair of crotchless panties.  She puts them on, together with a short

 skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.  At strategic moments

 she uncrosses her legs … enough times that her husband finally asks,

 "Are you wearing crotchless panties ?"

 

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God – I thought you were sitting on the cat."

 

 He never heard the gunshot.

NA hugs,

 

JJ