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Do you have any pets? | A strong willed male Tabby cat |
What color shirt are you wearing? | Grey and black |
Name three things that are physically close to you: | My computer (O’ RLY?), an empty tub of Parkay, a notepad |
What is the last book you read? | The Bible |
Are you or were you a good student? | Yes |
What’s your favorite sport? | Football |
Do you enjoy sleeping late? | Yes |
What’s the weather like right now? | Warm and Clear |
Who tells the best jokes? | Jeff Foxworthy and Chris Rock |
What was the last thing you dreamed about? | Having shards of glass in every part of my body |
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? | Yes, had a fender bender, but not a crash |
Do you believe in karma? | Only is the sense of “fan karma,” and really it’s God teaching us humility by making our favorite teams suck. |
Do you believe in luck? | Nope, but I use that word a lot anyway. |
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | Scrambled |
Do you collect anything? If so, what? | I collect autographs of my favorite celebrities and athelets. |
Are you proud of yourself? | Not really |
Are you reliable? | Not really |
Have you ever given money to a bum? | Yeah, until I found out they use it to buy beer and tobacco. |
What’s your favorite food? | The flesh of birds and pasta |
Have you ever had a secret admirer? | Yeah, in primary school. |
Do you like the smell of gasoline? | Yeah, but Diesel is better. |
Do like to draw? | Yes |
What’s your favorite invention? | The airplane |
Is your room messy? | My whole apartment is messy. |
What do you like better: oranges or apples? | Apples to eat whole, orange juice to drink. |
Do you give in easily? | To telemarketers and used car salesmen, yes. |
Are you a good guesser? | Not really. |
Can you read other people’s expressions? | I think so. |
Are you a bully? | I think I’m the opposite of that. |
Do you have a job? | That’s a good question…well, right now yes. |
What time did you wake up this morning? | Noon |
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | Yes |
When was the last time you showered? | Around noon today |
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | IDK |
What’s your favorite day of the week and why? | Sunday, because I love spending time at church and watching sports. |
Do you have any nicknames? | Yes (you want me to share them, don’t you? Okay, Porkchops, Chucky, Snoop Joely Joel, etc.) |
Have you ever been scuba diving? | No |
What’s your least favorite color? | Maize, especially when combined with Blue in a big block M. |
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | Multiple someones, and I’m not telling. |
Would you ever go skydiving? | No, why jump out of a perfectly good airplane? |
What toothpaste do you use? | Whatever I can get for a buck. |
Do you enjoy challenges? | Sure |
What’s the worst injury you have had? | Sprained my foot and ankle in college |
What’s the last movie you saw? | The Prestige |
What do you want to know about the future? | Nothing, really. |
What does your last text message say? | Hello, how are you? |
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | My doctor |
What’s your favorite school subject? | Science |
What’s your least favorite school subject? | English |
Would you rather have money or love? | Love |
What is your dream vacation? | Miami beach with a sexy massage therapist |
What is your favorite animal? | Horses, because they don’t have strong wills, unlike cats |
Do you miss anyone right now? | Not really |
What’s the last sporting event you watched? | The Aaron’s 499 |
Do you need to do laundry? | Yes |
Do you listen to the radio? | Yes |
Where were you when 9/11 happened? | In college, on my way to class. |
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? | Never happened |
Have you ever caught a butterfly? | No |
What color are your bed sheets? | Light blue |
What’s your ringtone? | Generic |
Who was the last person to make you laugh? | Wendy Wesley, who sent me a funny e-mail message. |
Do you have any obsessions right now? | IDK |
Do you like things that glow in the dark? | Sure |
What’s your favorite fruity scent? | I don’t like any fruity scents. |
Do you watch cartoons? | Yes, but only online now |
Have you ever sat on a roof? | No |
Have you ever been to a different country? | Yes, if Canada counts. |
Name three things in the world you dislike: | abortion on demand, the radical animal rights movement, Antisemitism |
Name three people in the world you dislike: | Speaker of the House Nanci Pelosi, Rev. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church, the President of Iran |
Has a rumor even been spread about you? | Yes |
Do you like sushi? | Haven’t really tried it. |
Do you believe in magic? | It’s all either slight of hand, illusions, subliminal manipulation, or demonic activity. |
Do you hold grudges? | Yes, but I shouldn’t. |
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