IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER. HOPE WE CAN ALL STAND THIS NEW WAY OF LIFE IN RECOVERY..
IN RECOVERY 4 LIFE,
1–Being Rocketed into the 4th Dimension—$49.99 per trip, fuel surcharge applies, extra baggage NOT included. 5th dimension trips optional. See your sponsor for details.
2–Sponsorship – was free, NOW $9.99 per month, with 4 visits/15 phone calls per month free, after that, $2.00 each.
3–Membershipnow $29.99/month, 10% discount for a 1-year plan.
4–Seating charges – Each seat now $1.00 per meeting, with a 20% discount for the 90-in-90 plan.
5–The "Pink Cloud" was free, NOW $14.99 per cloud, with a $5.00 per event environmental cleanup fee. These are the NEW ozone-free Pink Clouds that do NOT add to global warming.
6–Coffee to be $1.50 per cup, with a 10% discount for 5 or more cups.
7–Hugs now will be $2.50 each.
8–Conscious contact with GOD now $9.99/month, with the first 450 minutes free, then 0.10 cents/minute fee over. New "double your minutes for life" plan is a low $49.99 one time charge – holidays and weekends extra. See the current rate schedule, as GOD is VERY busy.
9–Accidental "cell phone going off during meeting charge" now set at $25.00 per ring (not per call).
10–"I’ve Been Thinking" fees to now be $3.00 each, with a relapse re-entry fee of only $99.99 each, if you’re lucky enough to make it back into the rooms.
11-Publication of N.A. Birthdays in "The NA Way" fees will be $5.00 per 5 years of recovery. $5.00 for 1 – 5 years, $10 for 5 -10 years, etc.
Please, void where prohibited by law, NA reserves the right to change none, all, or some of these rates at anytime, with no notice to you. If you need a notice of change of rates, a written request may be sent to NA World Service headquarters in Chatsworth , of course, a $10.00 fee applies.
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