1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because
it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind
in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11.A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it. 
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, "Keep off the Grass."

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."


17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.


20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned


21 A backward poet writes inverse.


22. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your
count that votes.


23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects.

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