IDIOT  SIGHTING: 

      
My daughter and I went through the McDonald\’s  take-out window and I 
gave the clerk a $5 bill.  Our  total was $4.25,  so I also handed her a quarter.. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’  I  said,   ‘Yes I know, but this way  you can just give me a dollar bill back.’  She sighed and went to get  the manager who asked me to repeat my request.  I did so, and he handed me back thequarter, and said ‘We’re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.’  The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

We  had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told
us that one of our  problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener.  I thought for a minute, and said that  we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a  1/2  horsepower.  He shook his head and said, ‘Lady, you need a 1/4   horsepower.’  I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, ‘NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two..’    

We haven’t used Sears repair since.

 IDIOT SIGHTING 
          
I  live in a semi rural area.  We recently had a new neighbor call the local 
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.  The reason: ‘Too  many deer are
being hit by cars out  here!  I  don’t think this is a good place for  them to be crossing  anymore.’

From Wichita ,   KS

        
 IDIOT  SIGHTING:
            
 When  my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.  As I watched from the  passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered  that it was unlocked.  ‘Hey,’  I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’

His reply, ‘I know. I already got that side.’

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,  Mississippi
  
STAY  ALERT!

 They walk among us… and the scary part is that they VOTE & REPRODUCE