My daughter and I went through the McDonald\’s  take-out window and I 
gave the clerk a $5 bill.  Our  total was $4.25,  so I also handed her a quarter.. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’  I  said,   ‘Yes I know, but this way  you can just give me a dollar bill back.’  She sighed and went to get  the manager who asked me to repeat my request.  I did so, and he handed me back thequarter, and said ‘We’re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.’  The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at Mickey D’s.

We  had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told
us that one of our  problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener.  I thought for a minute, and said that  we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a  1/2  horsepower.  He shook his head and said, ‘Lady, you need a 1/4   horsepower.’  I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, ‘NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two..’    

We haven’t used Sears repair since.

I  live in a semi rural area.  We recently had a new neighbor call the local 
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.  The reason: ‘Too  many deer are
being hit by cars out  here!  I  don’t think this is a good place for  them to be crossing  anymore.’

From Wichita ,   KS

 When  my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.  As I watched from the  passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered  that it was unlocked.  ‘Hey,’  I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’

His reply, ‘I know. I already got that side.’

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton ,  Mississippi

 They walk among us… and the scary part is that they VOTE & REPRODUCE

  1. Loki 14 years ago

    Lori, you keep this up and I swear that I’m gonna use you as a human shield during my opening act !  Too funny!

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  2. j_powell01 14 years ago

    Lmao…..I was discussing the change issue with my special man not too long ago. It never amazes me anymor the ignorance one can encounter from fast food staff members. Thank you for noting an irritant we all experience from time to time Lori.

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