My daughter and I went through the McDonald\’s take-out window and I
gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.’ She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back thequarter, and said ‘We’re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.’ The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told
us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, ‘Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.’ I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, ‘NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two..’
We haven’t used Sears repair since.
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: ‘Too many deer are
being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.’
From Wichita , KS
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘it’s open!’
His reply, ‘I know. I already got that side.’
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
They walk among us… and the scary part is that they VOTE & REPRODUCE