MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel thePre-Christmas pressure.


Then Mrs.
Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, whichstressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shotof rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunkall the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentallydropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the micehad eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

2 Comments
  1. darryl62 10 years ago

    lmao that was good thanks

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  2. Romeo 10 years ago

     Nice………..LOL

     

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