If your ass falls off, put it in a paper bag and take it to a meeting.

There's safety in numbers, one through twelve.

An ounce of prevention is worth a gallon of relapse.

My disease is out in the parking lot, doing push up's getting stronger–just waiting for me to slip.

For me, my worst day clean is not better than my best day using. But my worst day using is better than my last day high.

If you have two addictions, throw two bucks in the basket.

Without getting spiritual, I am a Christian.

Before, it was so many women, so little time. Now, it's so many character defects, so little time.

If my brain didn't need me for transportation, it would have killed me a long time ago.

What colour is a chameleon on a mirror

When I start wondering if everything's okay, it's probably not.

If hanging around N.A. doesn't work, try hanging out inside N.A.

If you really want to stay clean, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.

God grant me patience. Right now.

Following the collapse of a member's chair at a meeting: Hi, my name is Bob, and I'm powerless over gravity…

My sponsor says I'm trying. Very trying.

Shared by fiftyish N.A. member: I saw this was a teen meeting, and I figured I was emotionally ready.

Gossip, rumours, backbiting, loose tongues, verbal altercations: sometimes N.A. meetings are like the corner bar, without the alcohol.

Try our "20/20 Vision Plan." Come 20 minutes before the meeting, stay 20 minutes after, and see if you can't connect with some people with clean time.

HALT KISS & TELL: If you're hungry, eat. If you're angry, dump it at a meeting. If you're lonely, go to a meeting. If you're tired, sleep.

If you like everyone in Narcotics Anonymous, you're not going to enough meetings.

"To Employers": My boss is an ADDICT and an asshole. I'm self-employed.

Don't try to clear away the wreckage of the future.

My brain said more, but my body said enough!

When the student is ready, the teacher appears.

These guys offered me steps. I needed a ladder to get out of hell.

I moved myself between a dog and a fire hydrant.

My name is Steve, and I'm an addict. The topic is humility? I'll pass….

A relentless bastard has been torturing me, and that bastard is Me!

Life started when I stopped.

It takes time to get your brains out of hock.

Bring the body to N.A. and the mind eventually follows.

My sense of reality has calluses. Insanity is normal for me.

When I was drinking and drugging, I didn't know the difference between sandpaper and toilet paper.

In N.A., stand by the coffee pots. It's a good way to meet people.

Today, fear alone won't keep me clean, but for a newcomer, it's not a bad place to start.

Today there's still a monkey on my back. He's just sleeping, and real easy to wake up.

Addicts are in a class by themselves. Everyone else has graduated.

My ex-wife holds me responsible for most of our marital problems. Proves how much she knows–I was never home.

An addict is a man who is a legend in his own mind.

Addicts end up in one of three houses: the Big House, the Bug House, or the Ice House.

The people I have in my life today are merely on loan from my Higher Power.

Short version of the Serenity Prayer: "Lighten up."

At the start of meetings we always ask, "Is there anybody new or coming back?" We should also ask, "Is there anybody old and going out?"

If I'm not aware of my character defects, they don't count.

If you live on the edge of the program, you might fall off

I had a vision problem–I couldn't see going to meetings.

I was a victim of my biggest character defect: self-pity

As a sales and marketing man, I started looking for the loopholes in the program. I especially liked the part that said, "We are not saints…

Changing from heroin to alcohol was like switching deck chairs on the Titanic.

When I came into this program, I was sued, reused and pursued.

Stay on the tracks when the train is coming, and you will get flattened.

Once you pick up a drug, the steps are totally bewildering.

Certain addicts non-stop talkers can be a constant source of earitation at meetings.