Well folks, we awakened at the crack of Noon but before you call us slackers keep in mind that we rarely get to bed before 2 to 3am because of our schedule.Yesterdays energy was spent dithered away obsessing about my car that suddenly decided to not start….never a good time for that but especially the day before a holliday. Expecting about 4 friends over to eat LATE this afternoon. I called and threatened them with an untimly death if anyone showed up before 3PM! I did make an exception for my long-time friend V. who just finished his last round of chemo therapy last week. He\'s prpbably going to spend the night and he wants to come a little early so he can relax before the other people show up. When I saw him last he was doing chemo and looked like a walking skeleton .Since then he told me he lost even more weight so I\'m bracing myslef ,AND i\'ve  told the other people to keep a LID on any comments. You wouldn\'t think I would have to tell anyone that but…..you know how people can be! I\'m very happy that he\'s making it here and he says that he\'s been looking foreward to it for months. I couldn\'t get a commitment from several other people so I could get an accurate head count and I think that it\'s just RUDE. CUMMON guys! I didn\'t ask you to  marry me or even to ****!  …..it\'s Thanksgiving dinner for Pete\'s sake! ….and they wonder why people talk men having  commitment phobia!  Well if anybody else turns up, they can eat leftovers….if there are any. We\'ve really scaled back the menu this year and for a change asked folks to bring a dish…I know that my friend Michalel won\'t be cooking because the only thing he makes for dinner is microwave dinners (shudder). I gave up on asking him to bring food last year. I also told him that the arrival time was an hour later  than I told everyone else. He has a tendency to sit around and take catty potshots at everyone especially me and I\'m just NOT in damded the mood for it!  But I guess if I still lived with my mother and she was a witch like he has, I might be a wee bitt bitter too!

My sisters Husband died last week and my brother took the oportunity to show his ass, opening up a whole list of grievences that had nothing directly to do with the situation. I gave him an ass chewing over the phone and told him he had better make nice with our sister. The unspoken truth is that it\'s his WIFE  who the slime trail always leads back to….Among other things that my brother let slip is that his wife did a CRIMINAL BACKGROUND SEARCH on all the family members including yours truly and his husband…."to make sure that none of the people that came in contact with their crandchildren are PEDOPHILES." Honestly….I\'m saving it up for a face-to-face-off with that B****. Her day is a-commin\' to be sure……ANd what\'s left of my family wonders why I don\'t go down there to visit? LOL ……ding, ding, ding! CLUE PHONE jackasses! 

OK, ive had my second cup of coffee and i\'m struggling to get into the thanksgiving spirit.  My sweet husband is in the kitchen cooking and when I asked what I could do he sweetly said:" mmmm   stay in another room…?" OK, to be fair, we have a tiny kitchen and a person with ADHD doesn\'t need to be running around a small space with sharp kitchen implements. SO…I\'m just gonna do a quick Hazel on the house…I did the majority of cleaning yesterday. ….besides nobody would care if I cleaned or not….My friend V. is blinder than I am…..My friend Sams house is a pigstty…and my catty friend Michalel had batter not say a WORD because his dear mother ( the witch) lives in his garage apartment and cleans  his house DAILY for him so he doesn\'t EVEN want to go there!\"\"

ALRIGHTY THEN!   I should at least make an attempt to give a few words of thanks on this day…..

1: I am thankful that what is left of my family is a OVER 500 miles away…..even if thay manage to spash drama all the way to Atlanta…

2: I am thankful that my friend V. seems to have beaten Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma !!!

3: I\'m grateful for all of my F***** up friends for better or for worse!

4:I\'m grateful for my husband who puts up with my crazy ass when i go into high-maint. mode during the hollidays  ( and I his <g> )

5: I\'m  Thankful to be alive to bitch and complain on here 🙂

6: I\'m thankful that I have my friends here on the Tribe!

7: I\'m grateful that I still have a mom and that even though her mind is going she finally remembers my partners name and doesn\'t call him " my little friend".

8: mmmm….Did I mention that  I\'m thankful that all of my family is out of state?\"\"

To  my BI-polar cousin Peggy, my Schitzo cousin Michael….."5 Second Katherine" (my mom)…and ALL OF MY FRIENDS HERE ON THE TRIBE,  I wish a HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!  ….also known as : 29-Days-And-Counting- Untill- This -BS-Is-Over -For-Another -Year- Day! 

Gobble Frekin Gobble

Love and Madness, Loki\"\"

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