Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500 for a hand-job.'

Guy says, '$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job
is worth that kind of money!'

The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the
corner?'

'Yes.'

'Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?'

'Yes.'

'And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'

'Yes.'

'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own
those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job
that's worth $500.'

Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll
give it a try.' They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a
lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he
says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?'

The hooker replies, '$1,500.'

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'

The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big
boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I
own that casino outright. And I own it because I give
a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500.'

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another
year or so, and says, 'Sign me up.'

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more
amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he
feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to
dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

'How much for some Pussy?'

The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want
to show you something.  Do you see how the whole city
of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those
beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?'

'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole
city?'