A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked ,

"How long before I can get a haircut ?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and replied , " about two hours . "

A few days later , the same guy stuck his head into the door again and asked , " How long before I can get a hair cut ?"

The barber looked around the shop and replied , " about three hours . "

The guy left .

A week later , the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked ,

" How long before I can get a hair cut ?"

The barber looked around and said "about an hour and a half "

The guy left .

The barber turned to his friend Bob and said " Hey Bob , do me a favor , Follow that guy and see where he goes . He keeps coming in the shop and asking how long he has to  wait for a haircut ? , but doesn\'t come back ."

A little while later , Bob returned to  the shop laughing hysterically . The barber asked , "So where does that guy go when  he leaves ?"

Bob looked up with tears in his eyes and said , " YOUR HOUSE !"

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