1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
After a soap opera character I believe.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Weeks ago. Maybe. I'm not a crier.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Not really.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Salami.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Not really.
7. DO YOU EVER USE SARCASM?
As often as I can.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes, but I wish I didn't.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes, but not upside-down.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Special K.
11. DO YOU UNITE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Strawberry cheesecake. I want to be cremated and put into a pint of this it's so good.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Hair.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Everything.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My high school friends.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Sure.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue polka dot pants, no shoes.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Silence.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
Grey.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Baby heads, cider, french fries.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My sister.
25. How do you know the person who sent this to you?
I don't.
26. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH?
Men's high dive, for impure reasons.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Potatoes, in all its variations. Carbs of all kinds actually.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I don't remember, but it was on Lifetime. Don't judge me.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Grey.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter. I'm prone to melting.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Fruit tart. Really anything with custard or cream in/on it.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I dunno.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Most people.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The Means of Reproduction.
40 WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Don't have one.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Lockup! I can totally make a shank and prison wine now.
42. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
Rain.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles.
44. WHERE IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Dominican Republic.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Nope.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Dominican Republic.
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING Back?
Jesus.
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE?
I put him together from spare body parts.
