anyway the other day…trash night… after dinner i was taking out the kitchen trash to the curb with the other trash that was already out… i set it up… i open the doors first then go get the bag and am very careful…it was a nice evening and i live in a row home so everyone comes out front after dinner…so there i go bag arms lengh out of course to take out my trash…well i was wearing very old pair of sweats that the elastic had wore out so on my way i feel my pants start to creep down but my shirt is long so it is ok i figure…but now i am in a hurry…so i go to put this trash in the can and it will not fit…with every push i struggle my pants creep a bit more and i know my fat ass is now showing…but for the life of me i could not pull them up with my "toxic germ" hands…so there i was outfront with the nieghbor hood watching with my pants falling down trying to get back to the house…meanwhile they are all probably thinking i am nuts cause my hands are now free but i couldn’t do it. all the while although i was not proud i couldn’t help but laugh at my sorry self!! so i ran in the house passed my family to the sink as usual after taking out the trash but this time my pants were falling off… for all the wierd sh*t us ocders do that we are ashamed of or feel stupid for this one yes stupid but still funny and you gotta laugh at yourself or else you’ll cry. so i hope you thought it was funny..
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That is funny.. Thanks for writing this again.
\..I’m pretty sure even so-called "normal" folk would be grossed out doing anything with "trash hands" so you’ll not be hearing finger-pointing gossip hens on your street screaming "MONK!!!" *like the medieval scream *WITCH!!"* ha jk..thx for sharing that with all of us once again..\
how funny…
Hi,
i was feeling low today untill i read your story….you put a smile on my face..Thankyou!
MP.
hi,
me again i don’t know why &n bsp is showing? Where did that come from lol.
mp.