I don’t mean to sound like a bitch or be all judgy…but why are you mad at me cuz your husband or b/f is messing around on you. I had a husband hit on me and joined me for some fun…paid me in fact. Wifey was walking her out of shape fat ass around the mall, looking at wasteful, stupid things to buy, thinking they were cute or important or would make her sexy. Spending $1000 on skin firming make up isn’t going to make you look 16 or get rid of that extra 80 pounds you are hauling around in your too tight designer outfit.
While you are trying to squeeze your fat self into those size 18 jeans, he asked me to join him for some changing room fun. It was easy to see you don’t take care of his needs either, cuz he had quite a load to share with me. We even lined up a schedule to meet once a week. I do like these kinds of biz arrangements.
If your husband, b/f, g/f or wife is messing around…ask yourself why… What is it you are doing that is making them want to see someone like me.