A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.  His friends plead
with him to let them take him home..  He says "no", he only lives a
mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and
ask him to  get out of the car and walk the line.  Just as he starts,
the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a
house just a block away.  The police tell the man to stay put, they
will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the
robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.  When he
gets there, he  tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone
who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed
all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door.  They ask if Mr. Joe is
there and his wife says "yes".
They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and
has been so all day.

The police have his driver’s license.  They ask to see his car and she
asks why.  They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the
garage.  She opens the door, and there, sitting in the garage is the
police car, with all its lights still flashing.

True story: Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

 

I might have done this at one ti,e in my life,

 

JJ

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