anyway the other day…trash night… after dinner i was taking out the kitchen trash to the curb with the other trash that was already out…  i set it up… i open the doors first then go get the bag  and am very careful…it was a nice evening and i live in a row home so everyone comes out front after dinner…so there i go  bag arms lengh out of course  to take out my trash…well i was wearing  very old pair of sweats that the elastic had wore out  so on my way i feel my pants  start to creep down but my shirt is long so it is ok i figure…but now i am in a hurry…so i go to put this trash in the can and it will not fit…with every push i struggle my pants creep a bit more  and i know my fat ass is now showing…but for the life of me i could not pull them up with my "toxic germ" hands…so there i was outfront with the nieghbor hood watching with my pants falling down trying to get back to the house…meanwhile they are all probably thinking i am nuts cause my hands are now free but i couldn’t do it.   all the while although i was not proud i couldn’t help but laugh at my sorry self!!  so i ran in the house passed my family to the sink as usual after taking out the trash but this time my pants were falling off…  for all the wierd sh*t us ocders do that we are ashamed of or  feel  stupid for this one yes stupid but still funny and you gotta laugh at yourself or else you’ll cry.  so i hope you thought it was funny..