Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!"
We aren't northern, we aren't southern, we're just chill.
We can catch cook and crack our own crabs from our own bay.
We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.
Senior week, or should I say month, is not only in Ocean City it IS
Ocean City…This is the drunkest month in America…
We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. we have a better night life than you!)
The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bred.
Here, Flip cup is considered a Varsity sport. Flip or get kicked off
Bmore has the highest murder rate in the nation….don't fuck with
us…we'll kill you
Our governor fights for our right to play slot machines….We like to
Drink specials… everyday…
Towson, Canton, Fed Hill, Fells, Powerplant and so much more! So many choices… so many beers… again with the best night life..
We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, and go to southern
Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend.
We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the
weekends….that means more fraternity boys and sorority girls!
We have 2 of the top 10 richest county's in the country…yea.. we're that cocky..
We know how to drive in a traffic circle….
Old Bay seasoning is the shit… and very accessible here!
We have WAWA. And ours have free chip nights.
We call it pizza, pie is just gay.
Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will give them frostbite.
We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god.
We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled riding/skiing/snowboarding.
TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Wire, which was filmed right here in Baltimore. Oh and don't forget The Blair Witch Project, The Wedding Crashers, and all the John Waters films (Crybaby, Hairspray, Serial Mom, etc…)
Fuck real Mexican food, Chipotle is the shit.
We have some of the best lacrosse in the world. Bayhawks; MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs.
We call a creek a "crick"
We call a sink a "zink"
We don't wash our clothes we "warsh" them
We have soda not pop.
Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the warehouse windows…
You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Superbowl
Grown men who wear purple are manly….
We all know Ray and Jamal didn't have anything to do with those
We get off school for three inches of snow
We can take apart a crab like a surgeon
And we BONG beers like it's our job, FYI it's not FUNNELING!
& We have the best hospital EVER. Johns Hopkins.
Maryland is the shit…