Strange Celebrity Quotes:

Any idiot can get laid when they\'re famous. That\'s easy. It\'s getting
laid when you\'re not famous that takes some talent.  – Kevin Bacon, 1996

Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think
it\'s looks, most women know otherwise. – Kathleen Turner (1986)

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. –
Bruce Springsteen

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong
underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes,
too. – George Burns

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. – Dorothy Parker

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. – Steve
Landesberg

Housework can\'t kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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Today\'s Featured Humor : -)   –  Strange Laws Around The World

Check out these nutty laws from across the U.S.A. and around the globe!

    * In Alabama, prison guards are forbidden from referring to their
spouses as "the old ball \'n\' chain."

    * In Los Angeles, it\'s illegal for a waiter to tell a customer "I\'m
really an actor."

    * In Indiana, it\'s against the law to dress "Barbie" in "Ken\'s"
clothes.

    * In Sedona, Ariz., it\'s illegal to lie about your astrological
sign.

    * In Texas, it\'s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun.

    * In Samoa, it\'s a crime to forget your wife\'s birthday.

    * In Australia, it\'s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat.

    * In Cannes, France, it\'s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.

    * In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks "Do you know why I
pulled you over?" by saying, "If you don\'t know, I\'m not going to tell
you" is an automatic $300 fine.

    * In Kentucky, it\'s illegal to paint your lawn red.

    * In Portugal, it\'s against the law to pee in the ocean.

    * In Connecticut, night watchmen are forbidden from drinking decaf
coffee while working.

    * In Vermont, it\'s illegal to pick your nose and stick the pickings
under a table.

    * In Tennessee, it\'s illegal to tell someone to quit smoking.

    * In Oregon, donut holes must be at least an 1/8th inch in diameter.

    * In Georgia, it\'s illegal to teach a child under 5 the words
"penis" and "vagina."

    * Unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties in South
Carolina.

    * In Italy, anyone considered "obese" is forbidden from wearing
polyester.

    * It\'s illegal to tear a phone book in half in Montana.

    * Anyone caught selling a "smoothie" that has lumps is breaking the
law in California.

    * In Arkansas, it\'s illegal for a woman getting married for the
second time to wear a white wedding gown.

    * In Pennsylvania, it\'s against the law to put a dollar on a string
on the ground and yank it when someone tries to pick it up.

    * In New York City, it\'s illegal for a restaurant to call it a
"corned beef sandwich" if it\'s made with white bread and mayonnaise.