How many Raiders coaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but only if Al Davis lets him.
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How many Cowboys coaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but Jerry Jones will be looking over his shoulder.
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Did you hear about when Art Modell changed a lightbulb?
He asked the city of Cleveland to buy him a better lightbulb. When they refused he moved the lamp to Baltimore.
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How many Texans offesive linemen does it take to change a lightbulb?
The Texans have an offesive line?
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Can a starting quaterback screw in a lightbulb?
Yes, but if he messes up the fans will demand that his backup change the next one.
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Did you hear about Mark Holmgreen screwing in a lightbulb?
When he broke it he blamed the officals.
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Can Ben Rothlesburger screw in a lightbulb?
Yes, but he better wear a crash helmet.
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Can Randy Moss screw it a lightbulb?
Yes, but he’ll drop it because he “just doesn’t care.”
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Can Terrel Owens screw in a lightbulb?
No, he’ll drop it too. Then he’ll take a large amount of pain relievers and his publicist will think he’s committing suicide.
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Can Chad Johnson screw in a lightbulb?
Yes, but the league will fine him $10,000 for doing it.
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Can Reggie Bush screw in a lightbulb?
Yes, and all the sportwriters will say he does it like Gayle Sayers.
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Can Matt Leinart screw in a ligthbulb?
Yes, but he’ll hold out until you pay him enough money.
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Can Payton Manning screw in a ligthbulb?
Yes, but he’ll only do it in a TV ad.
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Can Tom Brady screw in a ligthbulb?
Yes, and People Magazine will say it’s the most sexy time a lightbulb has ever been screwed in.
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Can Nick Saban screw in a lightbulb?
Yes, but he’ll tell you no three times before he does it.
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Did you hear about Mike Ditka screwing in a lightbulb?
Now that’s a trick question. Ditka doesn’t [em]need[/em] to change his lightbulbs.
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What did Jim Mora Sr. say when he was asked to screw in a lightbulb?
A lightbulb? Are you kidding me? A lightbulb? Don’t talk about lightbulbs.
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Joel
