The Importance of Walking
 
Walking can add minutes to your life.
     This enables you at 85 years old
     to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
     home at $7000 per month.
 
     My grandpa started walking
      five miles a day when he was 60.
      Now he's 97 years old
      and we don't know where he is.
    
     I like long walks,
      especially when they are taken
      by people who annoy me.
    
     The only reason I would take up walking
      is so that I could hear heavy breathing again
.
    
      I have to walk early in the morning,
      before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
     
     I joined a health club last year,
      spent about 400 bucks.
      Haven't lost a pound.
      Apparently you have to go there.
    
     Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
      I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
    
     The advantage of exercising every day
      is so when you die, they'll say,
      'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
    
     If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  
  start with a small country.
     
     I know I got a lot of exercise
      the last few years,……
      just getting over the hill.
  
    We all get heavier as we get older,
      because there's a lot more information in our heads.
      That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 Comments
  1. drooble1219 11 years ago

     very, very funny JJ

    and true, of course

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  2. newwayoflife 11 years ago

    keep on rocking in the free world– the king of the hill is back !!!

       Skag…………..

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  3. Yaya 11 years ago

    Oh those are good!…. Thanks!

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