I used to write little emails  (or long ones ) out years and years ago for friends of mine just about every blessed live-long day.  I was very prolific with it, and had a grand imagination.  Until the panic hit me bad and I had to take Paxil for 4 weeks.  Then much like Superman and kryptonite, garlic and Dracula, Lindsey Lohan and keeping her mouth shut…it  was my nemesis and just sapped any imagination or want to do it anymore.  I have most of them still kept in my email, many as old as 2001..

The titles run the Gambit from "Airport Porn" to "Riding the Sheeps".. the Grammer wasn't always the best, but who cares.. most of it was stream-of conscious writing anyways.  It wasn't the ultra serious deep " I am going to kill myself after I have one more peice of pie" you seem to see on all these bloggers now-a days…I may strat to write again, as I enjoy it, and writing stuff here gives me practice..I will leave you with a funny funny joke…

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a

picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The

trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days

to get  there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. 'Ok

Roy give me  the bottle opener'. 'I didn't bring it' says Roy. 'I thought

you packed  it'. Mick gets worried. He turns to Andy, 'Did you bring the

bottle  opener?? Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten

miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back

for it. But herefuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

 

After two hours, and after  they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they

will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Roy sets off down the

road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and

Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still

isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts

'I KNEW IT! …… I'M NOT F***ING GOING!"

 

hehe.. I love that joke.